Sunday, December 22, 2013

Today's lesson on Christmas

What I learned about Christmas today
                 I don't really like making cookies
                 Yes, there are people who wait for the stop sign to turn green
                 It kills brain cells and driving skills
                 After a month, Christmas music makes my ass twitch
                 Elf on a shelf gives me shivers clean down my back
                 I have six months and 11 days until my next vacation
                 My faith in humanity does not go up until it's over.
                 I am thinking about alcohol more than I should
                 
                
                

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